for all the randomness in my head.

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One does not simply eat the suggested serving size.

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One does not simply eat the suggested serving size.

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The best way to die ever…Clint Eastwood shooting you while Morgan Freeman narrates it.

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The best way to die ever…Clint Eastwood shooting you while Morgan Freeman narrates it.

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Gee, you’re right…humans don’t land on their feet.

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Gee, you’re right…humans don’t land on their feet.

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I feel bad for Atheists who have nobody to thank it’s Friday.

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I feel bad for Atheists who have nobody to thank it’s Friday.

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One day old…already made it to second base.

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One day old…already made it to second base.

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What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.

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What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.

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He said my story was cool…and he called me bro.

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He said my story was cool…and he called me bro.

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I don’t always need to go out…but when I do, I make sure you are sleeping first.

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I don’t always need to go out…but when I do, I make sure you are sleeping first.

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Onwerd, mai barnyard steed!!

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Onwerd, mai barnyard steed!!